country club mimosas and making in-n-out our bitch for the next few days.
it’s been a whole year.
A message from Anonymous
Okay so my boyfriend and I have been dating for three years and I want to tell him that I have a weird fettish about getting mushroom slapped before sex but I'm afraid to tell him because I think he'll judge me. suggestions?
marry me.
A message from Anonymous
how do you NOT get herpes? Sincerely, I have STD's
sincerely, thanks for telling me after i’ve engaged in coitus with you continuously for the past year.
A message from Anonymous
like oh my gawd how do you fist a girl because yeahr but nor but i wasnt even there so it dont even matter. you know trish? YEAH WELL I NEVER SAID SUMFIN OR NUFFIN ABOUT HER SO LEAVE HER OUT OF IT we only burnt down the peter pan ride AS A JOKE
i h8 u.
but can you wake someone up before 8 and be like ‘oh i made you breakfast’ and they’ll think it’s cute and ignore the fact that it’s really fucking early..
“according to country homes, there’s 50 new shades of grey that everyone is obsessed with.”
looking through videos from last night, and this is my summer in a nutshell.
