obligatory “today, i get to see my girlfriend for the first time in 9 months” text post.
LIFE IS COOL~
pflag bff on t&s.
- me: TEGAN AND SARA ARE ON CAMPUS TODAY FALALALALA LA LA LA LA
- gab: WUT!?
- me: THEY'RE PLAYING AT OUR RADIO STATION. IMMMA MEET THEM
- gab: FUCK OFF NO WAY OH MY SWEET SCIENCE NO FAIR
- gab: PRINT OFF A PICTURE OF MY FACE AND GLUE IT TO A POPSICLE STICK SO I CAN BE IN THE PICTURE
- gab: but Hil pick a hot one
- me: OK DOIN IT
- gab: Um put me by Tegan plz
thankful for my mother who buys me over-priced tegan and sara tickets so that i can “be the best gay that i can be”.
- jen: i'm hungover to the point of immobility. real rough.
- me: i'm sorry. please tell me you gypsy'd.
- jen: nope. got denied at dominos and cried though.
why do homework when you can make a video of your best friends being assholes all summer?
"we’re all high and eating and watching scary movies."
no longer concerned about my friends in va, because they’re pros at hurricane preparedness.
"it’s so cute when you act like a 12 year old straight girl."
steph, reiterating the fact that i’m a giant brat.

