the-ships-brought-me-here:

Aries- gay
Taurus- gay dork
Gemini- fucking gay ass nerd
Cancer- so fucking gay
Leo- gay but also animals?
Virgo- gay but still a virgin lmao
Libra- gay but thinks they’re cool
Scorpio- gay and actually is cool
Sagittarius- superiority complex and gay as fuck
Capricorn- gay and also batshit insane
Aquarius- sometimes straight (what a fucking tool)
Pisces- if gay were a person…

achievement-hunter:

Lstraight allies

Gstraight allies

Bstraight allies

Tmacklemore

juilan:

The Fault in Our Czars: The Execution of the Romanov Family

shailenes:

TIME: “Do you consider yourself a feminist?”

Shailene Woodley: ”No because I love men, and I think the idea of ‘raise women to power, take the men away from the power’ is never going to work out because you need balance.”

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thecitys:

ryangaysling:

The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body

mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

fawun:

 

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor

sappling:

how many “take me to the museum and make out with me” posts can y’all make like damn you’re horny and pretentious we get it

missturdle:

believemeitsdouche:

all I really want in life is a weeaboo vs anglophile death match

IN THIS CORNER, ORIENTALISM AND BUTCHERED JAPANESE!

AND IN THIS CORNER, BRITISH IMPERIALISM AND BENDYDICK CUMMERBUND!

WEEABOO VS. TEABOO.

ONLY ONE CULTURAL FETISH MAY LEAVE.