it’s adam and lilith not adam and eve
When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean she’s bi.
She may just be an evil scientist.
a pack of “nice guys” should be called a fedoration
nintendont fucking touch me
“Grandmother, what big ears you have,” said Little Red Riding Hood.
“They’re called ‘plugs’ not ‘gauges,’” said the wolf.
Since when was this
more beautiful than this
Reblog to end the impossible standards set by the media. All burgers are beautiful.
if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH
